Osho Jokes
Osho – Let us laugh a little…. The silence should not become heavy, it should not have weight. Unless your…
Beloved Osho, Please tell us a few more murphy sutras and a few murphy anecdotes too
Question – Beloved Osho, Please tell us a few more murphy sutras and a few murphy anecdotes too. Osho –…
Osho Jokes
Osho – Now it is time for Sardar Gurudayal Singh. He seems to be sitting very far away. Just put…
Osho Jokes on Polacks
Osho – My whole effort here is to dissolve all categories and to declare the uniqueness of the individual. Never…
Osho Jokes – Come On, Osho, Be a Sport and Tell us that juicy Joke!
Question – Come On, Osho, Be a Sport and Tell us that juicy Joke! Osho – Okay, Maneesha! ONE day,…
Osho Jokes on Jesus Christ
Question – OSHO, PLEASE TELL US FEW JOKES ABOUT JESUS CHRIST WHICH ARE ONLY RECORDED IN THE AKASHIC RECORDS. Osho…
Osho Joke – Monsieur Foucard was visiting London for the first time
Osho – Monsieur Foucard was visiting London for the first time. While walking about he felt nature calling and looked…
Osho Jokes – A big, mangy dog was threatening a mother cat
Osho – A big, mangy dog was threatening a mother cat and her kittens. He had backed them into the…
Osho Jokes – I am a Russian. Can you tell me a Joke about Russians
Question – Beloved Master, I am a Rusian. Can you tell me a Joke about the Russians? Osho – Darshan,…
Osho Jokes – A man enters a modern Chicago whorehouse
Osho – A man enters a modern Chicago whorehouse-nightclub run by the gangland syndicate which is now planning to streamline…
Osho Jokes – “Hello. This is long distance. I have a call for you from Palm Springs.”
Osho – “Hello. This is long distance. I have a call for you from Palm Springs.”“Hello, Herman, this is Rube.…
Osho Jokes – The more you are full of desire and lust, the more stupid you are
“How much do you charge for handling a case like mine?” he asked.“I really don’t like to handle divorce cases,”…
Osho Jokes – A pretty young girl stretched out on the psychiatrist's couch
A pretty young girl stretched out on the psychiatrist’s couch. “I just can’t help myself, Doctor. No matter how hard…
Osho – Beloved Master Why you use Rolls Royce
Question – BELOVED MASTER, WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT YOUR DRIVING TO DISCOURSE IN A ROLLS ROYCE?Osho – There is…
Osho Jokes – The Silversteins sent their son to a boarding school
The Silversteins sent their son to a highbrow New England boarding school. A few months later he returned home for…
Osho Jokes – A bartender at a very posh gentlemen's club was on duty
Osho – A bartender at a very posh gentlemen’s club was on duty when a distinguished gentleman seated himself at…
Osho Jokes – A little girl answered the knock on the door of the farmhouse
A little girl answered the knock on the door of the farmhouse. The caller, a rather troubled-looking, middle-aged man, asked…
Osho Jokes – If you go on repressing things, then on the surface you may look like a saint
A woman with a baby, next in line in the crowded anteroom of a station of the Infant Welfare Society,…
Osho – Life is not just logic. It does not follow a clean-cut path
Osho – A bachelor named Clem showed up at his weekly poker game with a black eye. His friend Joe…
Osho – To be totally determined is almost half the journey.
Fred was admitted to a madhouse because he always felt he was a mouse and was totally paranoid about cats.After…
Osho – Millions die exactly as they are born. No growth happens, no flowering comes to their lives
“Take me to the railway station,” said the drunk, stumbling into a waiting taxi.“Look mate, we are at the railway…
Osho Jokes – Mulla Nasrudin Intelligence
Osho – I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?” He said, “Yes, it was pretty…