Osho Jokes

Osho – A great scholar once bought a parrot. When he got it home he told it, “I am going to teach you to talk.”“Don’t bother,” answered the bird. “I can talk already.”He was so amazed that he took it to the university. “Look! I have got a fantastic talking parrot here….” But the parrot [...]

Osho – Mulla Nasruddin’s son came home late from school. The Mulla grabbed him and gave him a beating, saying, “Let this be a lesson to you not to come home late!” The next day the boy came home with his clothes dirty from playing. The Mulla gave him a good smacking, saying, “Let this [...]

A huge bully sauntered into the dimly lit saloon. “Is there anybody here called Kilroy?” he snarled. Nobody answered. Again he sneered, “Is there anybody here called Kilroy?”There was a moment of silence and then a little Irishman stepped forward. “I am Kilroy,” he said. The tough guy picked him up and threw him across [...]

Osho Mulla Nasruddin Jokes ”You have got to have more recreation and relaxation,” said Mulla Nasrudin to the overworked friend. ”But I am too busy,” said the friend. ”THAT’S SILLY,” replied Nasrudin. ”ANTS HAVE THE GREATEST REPUTATION FOR BEING BUSY ALL THE TIME, YET THEY NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ATTEND A PICNIC.” Mulla Nasrudin [...]

Question : OSHO, I LAUGH SO MUCH AT YOUR JOKES. I WOULD LIKE TO ASK ONE QUESTION: WHY DOES A JOKE CREATE SO MUCH LAUGHTER? Osho : ONE THING: you have never been allowed to laugh; your laughter is repressed. It is like a repressed spring – any excuse is enough and it comes out. [...]

Osho Jokes When the kundalini rises, something just the opposite happens. An African native was bathing in the river by his village when a group of tourists arrived on the scene. They stared in awe at the enormity of his prick. The native looked back at them, embarrassed, and said, “Why is it so amusing? [...]

Osho Rajnish jokes on Father Murphy One Sunday morning the preacher was ill and could not come to the church to perform his duties, so Murphy was doing his work. He was urging his congregation to sing. “Now is the opportunity for all of you gifted with wonderful voices to show your gratitude towards the [...]

Osho Jokes on Little Ernie “I don’t want your son, Ernie, swimming in our pool anymore” says Mrs. Meyer to her neighbor, Mrs. Jones. “But what has my poor little Ernie done?” asks Mrs. Jones. “He is constantly peeing in the pool,” says Mrs. Meyer angrily. “Don’t be so hard on him,” says Mrs. Jones, [...]

Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : An architect was having a difficult time with Mulla Nasrudin, a prospective home-builder. “But can’t you give some idea,” he pleaded, “of the general type of house you want to build, Nasrudin?” “Well,” replied the Mulla hesitantly, “all I know is: it must go with an antique doorknob my wife [...]

Osho jokes on Chandulal : Several young boys were called by the New Delhi authorities for a medical check-up to determine the paternity of a certain teenage girl’s baby. Chandulal went in and after a few minutes came out. “Don’t worry, fellows,” he smiled. “They’ll never find out. They’re taking samples from the finger!” Chandulal [...]