Osho – I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?”He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife who was in the accident with me, got five thousand rupees.”I asked him, “Did she get hurt?”Nasruddin laughed and said, “No, but I had the [Continue]

Osho – Mulla Nasruddin’s son came home late from school. The Mulla grabbed him and gave him a beating, saying, “Let this be a lesson to you not to come home late!”The next day the boy came home with his clothes dirty from playing. The Mulla gave him a good smacking, saying, “Let this be [Continue]

”You have got to have more recreation and relaxation,” said Mulla Nasrudin to the overworked friend.”But I am too busy,” said the friend.”THAT’S SILLY,” replied Nasrudin. ”ANTS HAVE THE GREATEST REPUTATION FOR BEING BUSY ALL THE TIME, YET THEY NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ATTEND A PICNIC.” Mulla Nasrudin was visited by a boyhood [Continue]

Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes, Mulla Nasrudin Jokes Mulla Nasrudin was saying to me, ‘Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener.’ One day Mulla Nasrudin was catching flies. He caught a few, and he told his wife, ‘I have found two female flies and two male flies.’The woman said, ‘This is surprising. How could you [Continue]

Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : An architect was having a difficult time with Mulla Nasrudin, a prospective home-builder. “But can’t you give some idea,” he pleaded, “of the general type of house you want to build, Nasrudin?” “Well,” replied the Mulla hesitantly, “all I know is: it must go with an [Continue]

Osho Mulla Nasrudin Jokes : I have heard that one day Mulla Nasruddin came into the restaurant and declared, “My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.” Everybody was shocked, everybody knew his wife… he himself knew it. People gathered around him and said, “Mulla, have you had a revelation? Who told you? [Continue]